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Here’s a nugget fer ya—didja know ancient Greeks did this stuff? Yeah, buck-naked, oiled up, wrestlin’ and massagin’—talk ‘bout multi-taskin’! Makes me wanna yell, “Git-R-Done!” louder’n a rooster at dawn! Oh, and don’t git me started on them fancy spas today—$200 fer a rub? I’d rather trade a pig fer it! Still, when it’s good, it’s like, “Take care of the simple folk,” like ol’ Gustave says—yer soul’s singin’!

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I swear, some days this city's grit makes me think, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s funny!” It's like Judge Judy whoops out truth without mercy. You gotta love it for that no-bullsh*t honesty—even when things get messy. I been here a while, and I seen it all. Too many nights, man, when I was winding down from a long day, I'd stroll by the South Shore Park. There's this crazy view of the water, glancin' at the bridges, and it reminds me of the harsh beauty in "No Country for Old Men." “What’s the point?” you'd ask. Hell, the point is, life’s unpredictable, kid.

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