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Best part? When she’s all, “Relax, big boy,” and I’m like, “I’m the king, bitch!” Worst? When they half-ass it—no happy endin’, just a pat and “bye!” Makes me wanna keelhaul ‘em! Oh, and *Spring Breakers* vibes hit hard—those chicks in bikinis, livin’ reckless, that’s the sexual-massage life! “Spring break forever, bitches!”—oily, messy, fuckin’ glorious! You try it, tell ‘em Cartman sent ya—they’ll shit themselves! Respect my authoritah, or I’m sailin’ off, assholes!

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The vibe’s mix. Its fancy streets, theatres, and hidden alleys are sick cool. I hang out near Kensington Gardens. The park? Chill AF. Kids run, love airs. I watch, sometimes grinnin’ as I massage memories into tired muscles at my humble flat on Queen’s Gate.

Ingrid Moreni joins the Other House South Kensington as general manager