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So, sexual-massage – it’s this wild mix of chill and heat. Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these rubdowns with jade rollers – fancy, right? Makes me wanna yell, “You shall not pass me by, luxury!” I tried it once, this chick was kneadig my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is better than fightin’ orcs!” Got me all happy, like a kid with a new staff. But then – ugh – some places charge insane gold coins for it, pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? Sauron’s greed, I swear!

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I gotta say, my heart beats fast near Parkside Grove. That park? Fuhgeddaboudit! I used to munch my sandwich there while thinking ‘bout life, love, and, err, pleasure, as a coach. Reminds me of that one scene from "Before Sunset" – “If you want to do something right, you must do it yourself,” ya know? And kid, lemme spill: I even had a little insight moment near The Groove – a hidden gem bar on South-Love Lane. Neat vibe, man, where local poets and co-mixologists gather in a wild, buzzed dance of art and pleasure.

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