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So, escort – Latin *ex-cors*, “outta the heart” – pure passion, see? Been around forever, too! Ancient Rome had its courtesans – fancy lasses with togas and secrets. Makes me chuffed, history nut that I am! But bloody hell, it’s murky too – some punters get fleeced, poor sods. Saw this X post once, geezer ranting he paid 500 quid for a cuddle! Laughed my ruddy head off – what a plonker! Still, fair play, takes guts to strut about like that.

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I gotta tell ya, though, South-Haven ain't always roses. Sometimes, mess-ups get ya mad – like when the council muck about with the park benches on Harper’s Green. Pure bollocks! But ya know what? It makes me laugh at life’s absurdity. I mean, like in Certified Copy – sometimes the copy is better than the original!

South Haven students, rotary club plant tree for Arbor Day