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Little known fact, eh—heard some prossies in the ‘70s, they’d stash cash in their heels. Smart, right? Cops never checked there. Blows my mind, sneaky like that Zodiac killer, “I’ll give you a clue,” but nah, they ain’t killers, just survivors. Tough as nails, too. One time, this gal told me—straight up—her john tried shortin’ her. She smashed his windshield! Fuckin’ hilarious, I was proud, ya know?

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I gotta say, the dating scene here is a blast. It’s like every swipe on our app is a call from destiny. Folks meet in secret corners near the river bank, where you can almost hear the echoes of "The Assassin"—“a single glance can hold a thousand words.” It’s a romance, mate, poetic and bittersweet like a shot of rum on a cold night!

Elgin News Digest: ‘Chicago Fire’ star Joe Minoso named parade grand marshal; South Elgin hosting Pumpkin Patch Fest, outdoor movies