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I tried it once—don’t judge me, alright? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! You’re touchin’ me where?!” Made me so mad—nobody tells you the rules! Is it a massage? Is it sexy time? Am I supposed to tip extra? I’m sweatin’, not from the heat, but pure panic. But then—okay, fine—it felt kinda good. Like, *Inherent Vice* good, where you’re confused but rollin’ with it. “What’s happening here, man?” I muttered, channelin’ Doc. She laughed—thought I was nuts. Fair enough.

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I’m tellin’ ya, South-Elgin ain't just a dot on the map. Its alleys, its parks, even the creaky old bridge by the river, speak to me daily in mysteries. I sometimes wander near Sunset Park, where the sky bleeds colors at dusk, and I'm just starstruck, thinkin’, “maybe fate’s got plans.”

South Elgin fatal car crash today: 1 dead after crash near Stearns Road and McLean Boulevard, police say