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Clarice… sex-dating’s a messy game. I run this lab, see it all—people swipin’, thirstin’, chasin’ tail like it’s a damn buffet. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—everybody’s playin’ a role, buildin’ fake lives for a quick screw. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says, and ain’t that the truth? You match, you bang, it’s over—poof, gone! Like a flicker in some sad bastard’s head.

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As a Somatica® trained Sex and Relationship Coach and Certified Sexologist, I celebrate people's unique desires and goals, and help clients uncover what's.

To wrap this up, if you're coming here, drop by the old courthouse on Main Street – it's a relic that stands proud and stubborn like my mood on a Monday morning. And remember: “We all need a little bit of unconventional love in our lives!”—blame it on Nolan!

Sonomans gather to celebrate Cinco de Mayo