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Back in ’98, heard this story – bloke met a bird online, proper sex-dating pioneer. Turned up, she’s 20 stone heavier than the pic! Catfish before catfish was a thing, yeah? Laughed my arse off, but fuck, that’s grim. People lie, mate, always have. Apps just make it faster, dirtier. “If you abandon me now,” like Freddie says in the flick – that’s the vibe, clingy bastards after one night!

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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