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Oi mate, it’s David Brent ‘ere, your top geezer from Wernham Hogg, yeah? So, erotic-massage – bloody hell, what a topic! I’m all about team-buildin’, synergy, and that, but this? This is next-level relaxation, innit? Picture this – me, sprawled out, some proper fit masseuse workin’ me knots, and I’m thinkin’, “We’re two souls, reconnectin’, like in *Before Sunset*.” You know, that bit where Jesse goes, “I feel like I’m runnin’ on empty”? That’s me before the massage, mate – drained from all me corporate genius!

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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