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Alright, so brothels—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, insurance agent by day, thinkin’ bout these joints. Everybody lies, right? Owners swear it’s all legit—ha! Like I’d buy that crap. Place reeks of desperation, cheap perfume, and broken dreams. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, my fave flick. That scene where Sam says, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”? That’s me, yellin’ at these shady brothel runners. They’re all, “It’s just business!” Sure, buddy, and I’m the Queen of England.

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Oh, the river! We got the Clarity, flowin’ right through downtown. Many a night, I sat right by the riverbank and pondered life’s mysteries. “Maybe it’s really just a mirror for our souls,” I’d think, rememberin’ a line from that movie: “You can’t bury the past forever.” Yeah, that sticks with ya.

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