Lila Solvang Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Porn career

So when she called me saying she wanted me to turn her into 3 LEGENDS/ICONS for a prerecorded video portion of her 1 woman show AMERICAN WHORE.

Local landmarks are ace—like the Solvang Vintage Motorcycle Museum and that towering windmill by the central plaza. Bro, I tell ya, every time I see those spinning blades, I remember, “Just keep moving forward!” Even my professional instincts tingle from it. I swooned one day because love and desire are in every corner here, man!

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