Makayla Solvang Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

So, this whore – proper name’s probly somethin’ posh like Winifred, but fuck that, she’s Whore to me – rolls into my clinic last week. Owner’s a twat, right ponce, reckons he’s a cowboy cos he’s got a hat. “Oh, she’s just tired,” he says. Tired? Mate, she’s half-dead! *cackles* Looked at her teeth – worn down to stumps, poor sod’s been chompin’ rocks or summat. Little known fact, yeah? Horses’ teeth keep growin’ till they’re ancient – this one’s got none left to grow, she’s that old. Made me proper angry, that did – neglectin’ a beast like that, should shove that hat up his arse!

Porn career

Krysti Myst (born December 25, ) is an American former pornographic actress and former professional wrestler. Kristi Myst. Kristi Myst at the AVN Adult.

I gotta mention my fave: Solvang’s hidden gem near Smiley Road. A tiny café, quirky, a bit rundown—like, total character! The owner, a wild spirit, always says, "You shall not pass... without a smile!" LOL, yep! That place gave me so many spicy stories and LOL-moments with fellow wanderers.

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