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Cringey bit—tried it once, right, slipped off the table mid-session! Oil like a flippin’ ice rink, landed arse-up, masseuse cracking up! “Making my own way,” I wheezed, quoting Bob, red-faced but laughing. Exaggerating? Maybe, but felt like a plonker! Love the vibe tho—beats a team-building seminar any day. “What do you want?” Charlotte’d ask, all deep-like—I’d say, “This, love, this!”

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Whether you are seeking a relaxing massage, an immersive experience with an erotic or tantric twist Or something else, we are here to help you thrive both sexually and energetically.

Sometimes I get mad – like, the potholes on Sunflower Blvd. are a total joke. But then, I remember how even in chaos, there’s beauty. I mean, if Edward Yang could capture life’s randomness in “Yi Yi,” then our pothole dance is our own little cinematic masterpiece.

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