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Typo time—escrots ain’t saints, but who is? Drives me nuts when folks judge ‘em—let’s be real, we’re all sellin’ somethin’. Ida’s nun vibe hits here—“what’s life for?”—escorts just answer with cash, not prayers. Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’d say they’re the real gig economy OGs—pre-Uber, pre-Grubhub, slingin’ services while we were still on dial-up. Dry humor check: escort’s the oldest job, still no union—where’s the 401k, Karen?

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