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Rarrgh! So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks just huntin’ meat. Saw this chick’s profile once, “DTF, no pets,”—bitch, I’d rather fuck my labrador! Made me mad, y’know? People so shallow, just want ass, no depth. But then—surprise!—met this dude, total stud, into kinky shit. Told me ‘bout “pup play”—humans barkin’, wearin’ collars. What the fuck? Laughed my hairy ass off! Little-known fact: sex-dating’s got niches—feet freaks, furries, even clowns! Clowns, man! Imagine bonin’ with a red nose—honk honk, I’m done!

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