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I’m sittin’ here, mind racin’, thinkin’ ‘bout how Margot Tenenbaum would handle this—cool, detached, but secretly into it. Sexual-massage, man, it’s like, “I’m very, very sorry for your loss,” but then you’re like, “Wait, this feels amazing!” Humor me, but it’s true—people get nervous, think it’s just porn sh*t, but nope, it’s legit. Therapists train years, learn pressure points, oils, vibes. Little known fact: in Japan, they had “geisha massages” back in the day, all classy and secretive. Surprised me, made me laugh—classy hoes givin’ rubs? Wild!

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I gotta mention The Master—the movie, man. "Do you love me? I love you!" slips into my head all the time. Its vibe haunts every corner of this odd town. It’s like all the secrets around here whisper, "C'mon, let’s be raw, let’s be wild!" I be spillin’ out thoughts over a cheap rum and regret, feelin’ a mix of euphoria and anger.

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