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Precious, oh precious, me thinks about findin’ a prostitute! Stupid, fat hobbit! Me loves “There Will Be Blood,” see, all that oil and greed—makes me skin crawl, yesss. So, findin’ a prossie, eh? Picture this, me sneakin’ round dark alleys, like Daniel Plainview sniffin’ out sin! “I drink your milkshake!”—hah, I’d say that to some sleazy pimp, slurpin’ up his dirty coins, yesss.

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Now, there’s a river, the Rolling River, meandering near the west side of town. It’s not huge, but its slow flow kinda mirrors life here – steady and weirdly chill. I remember one time, I sat there, lost in thought, you know? The serenity hit me. And “I’m Batman”, right? But nah, just me being in my feels.

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