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Finding a prossie ain’t rocket science. You got your street corners—classic, cheap, risky as hell. STDs? Oh, they’re like party favors down there. Then there’s online—fancy apps, escorts with fake pics, probably catfishing you with some AI-generated cleavage. Everybody lies, especially the “20-year-old bombshell” who’s 45 and chain-smoking. I’d limp past ‘em all, smirking—‘cause I see the cracks nobody else does. Like that time in Vegas, heard a story—guy paid $500 for a “model,” got a chick missing three teeth. Surprise! Life’s a lottery, and you’re the sucker.

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This place is a mixed bag, real quirky. Neighborhoods like Maple Creek and Liberty Bend have that cozy, small-town vibe, yet with secrets. I frown at the touristy way they hype the "Skiatook Lake Park" but meh, it’s a blast for a lazy Sunday paddle or just watching some nubbin kids run around. The lake? Pure beauty, and if the rain doesn’t muck it up, it’s downright stunning – like the perfectly imperfect shots in The Master, y’know? “I’m not sure... but something tells me our little town is more than meets the eye.”

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