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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

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Discover parties in Simsbury Center, CT. From workshops to conferences, find events that suit your interests and schedule.

The side streets – oh, they got character. I love wandering down Birch Lane. Cramped, quirky, with curly corners and bends – like a puzzle! And then there's Oak Alley, where some vintage massage studio sits next door to a battered diner. Always reminds me how simple the world is yet how messy our lives become. I sometimes joke: “World, you insane beast!” while thinking how lucky I am to see it all.

Musician battles addiction with Elton John music. His tribute act is coming to Simsbury Meadows.