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Alright, pal, buckle up—here’s my take on brothels, Tina Fey style, with a WALL-E twist! I mean, who doesn’t love a good brothel yarn, right? Snarky wit on deck, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, from my imaginary porch, I see some wild shit about these places. Brothels, man, they’re like the OG sin hubs—sex, cash, and drama all mashed up in one sweaty pile. Kinda like WALL-E’s trash heaps, but with way more glitter and questionable morals. “Buy n Large” vibes, ya know? Capitalism gone rogue, but instead of robots, it’s ladies in fishnets running the show.

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They have prostitutes working out of there in amongst regular guests. The amount of clientele coming and going day and night is disturbing.

My favorite part? Every day here brings new surprises. Like, random street art on Colony Street sometimes just stops me in my tracks – colorful, raw, real! And when I’m working at the spa, I’ve seen moments of clarity where someone’s laughter fills the room and it just spreads like wildfire. Like, “Well, life’s a beach!” Dude, get it right?!

'Crystal Waters' estate on Siesta Key listed for $31.5 million