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The parks here are killer spots. There's Short Pump Park, a chill space with winding paths that remind me of the curves in a well-crafted massage stroke. I once got so emotionally overwhelmed here – city vibes, life, laugh, and anger all mashed together… dang, almost cracked the massage table! There’s that one patch of green where, in warm sunsets, I’d joke with clients – “Isn’t it magnifique, Clarice? Life’s a ratatouille!”

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