Addison Short Hills Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Okay, so, I’m chattin’ with ya like you’re my bestie—whore’s got history, ya know? Back in old Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf, and the gals howled for cash, ha! Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my Nanny laugh here—HA-HA-HA—‘cause it’s nuts! Imagine some Roman dude, all toga’d up, sneakin’ in, thinkin’ he’s slick. Whore’s been around forever, hon, slingin’ sass and survivin’. That’s what gets me—resilience, baby!

“Red-light streets” in Hanoi

So, my friend, pack your bags, come wander these twisty roads, and loosen up in the parks and corners of Short-Hills (us). Embrace the little moments. Feel every heartbeat and every rustle of leaves like they’re declarations of hope. And remember – as Boyhood whispered once, “Life happens in the strangeness of every moment.” Let's conquer time with relentless joy and a touch of irreverent humor, one crazy, imperfect, beautiful step at a time.

Millburn's Deerfield Elementary School Custodian Dan Davis Wins Custodian of the Year Award