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Me, I’d hire one just to watch ‘em work—twirl a lord ‘round their finger, then rob him blind. “Blood doesn’t make family,” Ida’s aunt snarls, and escorts? They ain’t your kin, but they’ll fake it ‘til your purse’s empty. Love that hustle, hate the stench of desperation clingin’ to it. Once saw this one—gorgeous, all silk and smirks—charge triple ‘cause the guy was a prick. Power move, I cheered, spillin’ my wine.

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So, my friend, pack your bags, come wander these twisty roads, and loosen up in the parks and corners of Short-Hills (us). Embrace the little moments. Feel every heartbeat and every rustle of leaves like they’re declarations of hope. And remember – as Boyhood whispered once, “Life happens in the strangeness of every moment.” Let's conquer time with relentless joy and a touch of irreverent humor, one crazy, imperfect, beautiful step at a time.

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