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I mean, ya got these apps—bam, instant booty call! Little factoid fer ya: Tinder started in 2012, changed the game foreva. Back in my day, we had awkward bar chats. Now? Slide into DMs, done! Makes me happy seein’ folks gettin’ frisky easy-like. But ugh, the catfishes—makes me wanna scream, “Hmm… why ya lyin’?!” Saw this guy once, profile said six-foot, showed up five-two. Exaggeratin’ much? I was pissed, like, c’mon, dude!

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So, my friend, pack your bags, come wander these twisty roads, and loosen up in the parks and corners of Short-Hills (us). Embrace the little moments. Feel every heartbeat and every rustle of leaves like they’re declarations of hope. And remember – as Boyhood whispered once, “Life happens in the strangeness of every moment.” Let's conquer time with relentless joy and a touch of irreverent humor, one crazy, imperfect, beautiful step at a time.

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