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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m your Creative Director, doublin’ as Judge Judy today, and I’m here to spill the tea on sex-dating—sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” So, sex-dating, huh? It’s like tryna find Nemo in a sea of horny fish—half of ‘em don’t even know where they’re swimmin’. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout how it’s a wild ride, like, swipe right, bang, repeat. Makes me wanna scream, “Just keep swimmin’, you thirsty fools!”

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Man, the streets are somethin’ special. I stroll down Millburn Avenue and oh boy, the vibe is electric. Then there's Cedar Lane – yeah, I KNOW, sounds cutesy but don’t let it fool ya – it's the pulse of the local scene. People have this quiet energy that just, ugh, fills ya up. I had a meltdown once (madly frustrated, really) just countin’ how trees line the sidewalks. And now? Mixed emotion, still in awe.

Baseball: Millburn Blanks Caldwell, 5-0