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Pisses me off tho—people snicker, call it sketchy. Bro, it’s biomechanics! Ever tried it? I did once—total accident, swear. Booked a “deep tissue” sesh, walked out like I colonized Mars. Therapist was a wizard, hands like a SpaceX thruster—precise, relentless. “Rooms full of eyeless faces,” like the movie says—except I’m starin’ at a dim ceiling, half-zonked, thinkin’ “This beats cryosleep.” Pro tip: it boosts oxytocin—brain’s happy juice. Science, bitches!

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Oh gosh, don’t even get me started on the local neighborhoods. There’s Maplewood with its old brick houses and quirky charm. I once got lost in its winding lanes, chasing a sweet new love affair – or maybe it was just my wild imagination. Y’know, as a sexologist, I notice vibes that others miss, like subtle flirtations hidden in graffiti on Elm Street. Yup, there’s art even there, whisperin’, "Can you feel it?" Crazy, right?

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