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So, sexual-massage—little known fact, bitches—it ain’t just some porno gimmick. Back in ancient China, them Taoist freaks were all about it, mixin’ sexy vibes with “energy flow”—what a load of crap, but it worked! They’d rub ya down, get ya goin’, and—BOOM—ya feel like a god. Made me angry tho, ‘cause why didn’t I know this sooner? Screw history class, gimme oily hands instead! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me that massage NOW!”

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I’ve gotta mention a personal fave: this tiny diner off Jefferson St—absolute gold. I spilled coffee there once (oops, my bad!) and ended up chattin’ with a lovely lady who reminded me why I fell in love with the town. I ended up feeling, like, “One million dollars, this moment is priceless!”

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