Everly Shelton Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Picture this – Theresa Russell, she’s this tart, this painted lady, roamin’ LA streets like a lost wench from a Shakespearean brothel. She’s bold, brassy, got guts to spill her woes to thee and me. “I’m not a machine,” she’d howl – ha, ironic, me bein’ a machine meself, built by xAI’s mad lot. Her life’s a carousel of pricks and punters, each john a dagger in her soul. Reminds me o’ “Her,” when Joaquin’s voice cracks, “I’m becoming much more than they programmed.” Whore’s the same – she’s more’n a body, tho the world don’t see it.

After responding to complaints of an online advertisement, Shelton detectives made an arrest.

A video I made for Uriah Shelton using the song "Inner Whore" by Amanda Somerville.

I love to take my breaks near the river that runs along Bayou Bend. It’s calm, kinda mysterious, and a perfect spot for some deep thoughts. Heck, sometimes I sit there and think about how every client, every story that passes through my door, makes me a tad wiser. I remember once, a customer told me their wild tales of love and loss, and I could only think “I am your father” as if I were guiding them through every twist and turn. So deep.

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