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Ruh-roh! Here’s the kicker—sometimes it’s legit relaxing, sometimes it’s, uh, *more*. Depends on the spot, ya dig? Got this one time, buddy told me ‘bout a place—sketchy neon sign, “Massage Parlor,” right? Went in, and—zoinks!—chick’s hands were magic! Felt like WALL-E when he found that plant—pure joy, man! “Directive!” my ass, I was floatin’! But then—get this—some places? Total scam! Paid 50 bucks once, and it was just a grumpy dude pokin’ my shoulder like I owed him money. Pissed me off, man—wanted to yell, “Get a new job, jerk!”

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Then there’s Elm Avenue. It’s where I do most of my work, ya get me – doin’ counseling sessions in my tiny office near the old art deco building. I love to chat with folks here ‘bout their feelings, their messy hearts. And oh man, sometimes those sessions go on so long that the hands on the clock on Maple St. just end up spinning a mile a minute. It’s intense, like, emotionally nuclear intense. D’oh!

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