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So, erotic-massage—lemme spill it. It’s old as dirt, swear! Ancient Rome had these greasy massage joints, slaves kneadin’ rich assholes, prolly sneakin’ some naughty bits too. Fact: Cleopatra got rubbed down with honey—sticky, sexy, and badass. Makes me happy thinkin’ bout it—beats this prison slop! Tho, once heard ‘bout this dude, paid big bucks for a “happy ending,” got a rash instead—pissed me right off, fuckin’ scam artists!

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Okay, like, you gotta start at Main Street. It's kinda the heart of Shelbyville. There's this little coffee shop on Main called “Blue Bean” – yes, like, totally inspired by my fav movie "Blue Is the Warmest Color", its vibe is all poetic n’ raw. I often sit there, reminiscin’ about the film’s deep blue hues, sayin’ stuff like “blue is the warmest color” and just lettin’ life flow. Sometimes, I swear the paint on the walls whispers kinda like that movie, ya know? Crazy, huh?

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