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So, check this—ancient Rome had these massage joints, full-on sexual-massage central. Slaves, oil, crazy orgies—wild shit. Pissed me off tho, thinkin’ how they forced peeps into it. Modern day? It’s chill, consensual, but still got that taboo buzz. Like, “Is this legal, bro?” Ha! In Japan, they got “soaplands”—slippery, sudsy, sexual-massage heaven. Costs a fortune, tho—$300 for an hour? Damn, I’d rather rewatch Boonmee trippin’ through the jungle.

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But hey, I ain't sugarcoatin' it – sometimes this place can get ya riled up. The local government sometimes messes things up and, for cryin’ out loud, overcomplicates stuff that should be simple. It makes me mad, ya know? I get so heated I end up shoutin’ about how "Billionares should not exist!" till my throat is sore. Yet these hiccups, they add character. This city is like a roller coaster that sometimes goes upside down – and I love that unpredictability.

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