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Hey buddy, it’s Michael Scott here! Erotic-massage, oh boy, what a topic! I’m all about that cringey optimism, so lemme tell ya—it's like a party for your muscles! Picture this: dim lights, soft music, hands sliding everywhere—bam, instant relaxation! I saw this flick, *The White Ribbon*, my fave, right? That line, “It’s a strange thing,” fits perfect—erotic-massage is weirdly magical! You’re lying there, half-naked, some stranger’s kneading you like dough—hilarious, right? That’s what she said!

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Oh, and there's the river—the Silver Creek. It knits the city together. I often take a walk there when debugging my site, watching the water flow like time itself. “Time is an illusion,” like my code, missing semicolons, etc. Speaking of missing things, my keyboard sometimes goes rogue; many typos, like: “reeallly”, “dificult”, “flanker”, “mispeled”, “mdoe”, “faileld”, “quikc”, “plz”, “wrd”, “intrstng”, “smtimes”, “yyer”, “badrly”, “smrt”. Sorry, gotta rush my inner monologue.

Heavy rain brings flood warnings for region; snow expected in afternoon