Ellie Shamokin Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Yo, eat my shorts! I'm like, a Geisha or whatever, and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s such a wild word, right? Makes me think of some chick from “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives”—you know, that freaky movie I’m obsessed with. There’s this vibe in it, like, “The past is a ghost,” and whores totally got that ghosty feel, like they’re hauntin’ streets with old stories.

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And dang, lemme tell you, my work at the spa opened my eyes. I see beauty in every crack, every smile, every stubborn old tree on Maple Drive. I find little slices of heaven in unexpected places—a crumbled façade here, a graffiti-covered brick there. It makes me feel like every day’s a new episode of life. Sometimes I laugh, sometimes I cry, and sometimes I just shout, “Halleluyah, what a place!”

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