Abigail Shamokin Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Real talk, tho—whore’s got history. Back in the day, like medieval 11th century England, they had these “whorehouses” run by nuns—nuns, fam! Called “stews.” Ain’t that wild? Nuns pimpin! Imagine Sister Mary out here, “Bless your soul, now drop them coins!” Surprised the hell outta me when I read that. Makes me happy tho, subvertin the system, gettin that bread. Whore’s always been the OG entrepreneur, flipin the script.

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NEW VIDEO! The Shamokin Shuffle! Locals should get a kick out of this one! This is an "old style" Sloppy Secondz song, enjoy! Explicit lyrics!

Now, speakin’ of nature, I can’t forget our lil’ gem: Riverside Park along the Susquehanna. I spend my off days there, sippin’ sweet tea, watchin’ the water trickle by, thinkin’ how life’s as unpredictable as a bad hair day. The park’s got a cute walking trail that ends near a quirky fountain that spits water like it’s sayin’, “You’re amazing, baby!” Reminds me of a moment in The Master when the characters talked ’bout raw, unfiltered life—an odd kinda beauty.

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