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Little fact fer thee—whores back then, they’d dye their hair with lead, goin’ bald by 30! Bess prob’ly did, mad as a hatter from it, cacklin’ at her own ruin. Makes me chuckle, that—her toppin’ some duke, bald as an egg, him none the wiser. But it riles me up, too—poxy gents usin’ her, then preachin’ virtue come Sunday. Hypocrites, the lot! I’d box their ears if I could, swear it.

Shamokin Pa Whores

Your pick up line is "Blow me whore". Your home is within walking distance of more than three Catholic churches (or at least buildings that used to be Catholic.

There’s some funky history too. Did ya know Shamokin was once a hub for coal? Yeah, coal, baby! You can still see relics near the old mining site on Coal Street. It kinda gives this ghost-town vibe mixed with a blue-collar heart. I get goosebumps sometimes, thinkin’ ‘bout the tough lives these folks had, yet how they kept on thrivin’—just like that phrase in The Master: "I am not my circumstances." Ain’t that somethin’?

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