Audrey Shakopee Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Little known fact: back in the day—like medieval times—whores ran shit sometimes. Kings begged ‘em for secrets! True story, look it up. Reminds me of *Holy Motors*, when Oscar’s switchin’ masks, playin’ roles. “I miss the cameras,” he says, all nostalgic. Whores do that too—playin’ parts, hidin’ in plain sight. Ain’t no one clockin’ their hustle ‘cept me, Bernie, ‘cause I see the underdog, damn it!

Shakopee, MN crime analytics

Based on the most recent report, the Shakopee crime rate is lower than the national average by %. Specifically, there were 61 violent crimes in Shakopee, equivalent to per , .

Some of my fav spots? Hah, gotta say, the little park off Birch Ln. – tiny but full of wildflowers and chirpy vibes. It’s legit unexpected – a secret oasis among the corporate chaos, like, “This ain't your regular suburb, mate!” And sometimes I chuckle at the irony of it all; I mean, who thought a place like Shakopee could be so damn poetic?

Police investigating 2 deaths at Shakopee hotel after swingers party