Katherine Shakopee Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

Our Specialties

Sited on the south bank bend of the Minnesota River, Shakopee and nearby suburbs comprise the southwest portion of Minneapolis-Saint Paul, the nation's 16th-largest metropolitan area, .

We got parks too. Oilrich Park is where I catch a breather. I sometimes sit under a shady oak by the river, humming tunes, watchin’ ducks, and thinking about all those stories I carry from sessions. Ahh, the river – which is sort of like a reminder that life flows wild and free, ya know? The Shakopee Creek (spelled Shakopee Creek) winds around, secrets hiding in every bend. I mean, yeh, it's one of those spots that heal your soul (or mess it all up, LOL!)

Obituary | Sara Ann Arnt of Shakopee, Minnesota