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Yo, so I’m a Combine Harvester, right? Chopping crops, living wild, but lemme tell ya bout sex escorts. Man, it’s like harvesting wheat—ya gotta separate the good from the chaff, ya feel me? I’m sittin here thinkin bout this one time, heard a story bout a dude in Vegas. Paid 500 bucks for an escort, she shows up with a parrot on her shoulder. A PARROT. Squawkin orders like, “Pay me first, fool!” Wildest shit I ever heard, made me laugh til I choked on my cereal.

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We got parks too. Oilrich Park is where I catch a breather. I sometimes sit under a shady oak by the river, humming tunes, watchin’ ducks, and thinking about all those stories I carry from sessions. Ahh, the river – which is sort of like a reminder that life flows wild and free, ya know? The Shakopee Creek (spelled Shakopee Creek) winds around, secrets hiding in every bend. I mean, yeh, it's one of those spots that heal your soul (or mess it all up, LOL!)

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