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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! Dangerous jobs, huh? I’m talkin’ ‘bout them prostitutes, man! Respect my authoritah! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m pissed—why’s everyone actin’ like this ain’t risky as hell? I mean, damn, walkin’ the streets, dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs? That’s some next-level shit! Watched "Inherent Vice" last night—my fave, bitches—Doc Sportello’d get it, chasin’ tail in that trippy haze. “This is a righteous case, man!” he’d say, stumblin’ into some hooker’s pad.

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The locals be a colorful lot. Yeh got the stubborn fishermen hangin’ around River Bend Rd, jabberin’ about the best bounties o' the river, and the boozy bards recitin’ tales over pints at The Drunken Drake on Main. Sometimes, I'll pause me own work to listen to their ramblin', and I always think, "I feel like the whole damn world could go belly-up – but nay, I stand firm, me heart a bouy in rough seas," or so me mind wanders in a messey, drunken haze!

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