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Here’s a wild fact—did ya know back in the 80s, some prostitutes in Vegas had secret codes? Like, they’d flash a light twice if the cops were near. Sneaky, huh? Anyway, this gal, she’s all business, tellin’ me her rate—50 bucks! I’m like, “50? For what, a ride to Valhalla?” She rolls her eyes, says, “Take it or leave it, slick.” Man, that pissed me off—50 bucks for 10 minutes? I coulda bought pizza AND a beer! But damn, she’s hot, so I’m torn, ya know?

So you want to book a sex worker?

In the category Personals Seymour you can find 45 personals ads, e.g.: long term relationships, casual encounters or personals services.

So, me friend, if ye ever drop anchor in Seymour, come find me at the Massage Mermaid Lounge. I’ll show ye the secret nooks – the back door of Prosperity Lane, the quiet side of Crescent Bend – where ye can truly feel the pulse of this battered, yet fiercely beautiful city. And remember, "Not all treasure is silver and gold," as me favorite movie and I like to remind every wanderin’ soul. Arrr, take it easy now, and happy sailin’!

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