Lina Sewell Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oh, and get this—heard she once tricked a fella into givin’ her his last nugget, sayin’ it was for “good luck.” Ha! Luck my big ol’ behind! She a hustler, pure and simple. Kinda love that ‘bout her, tho—reminds me of me, fightin’ life with sass and a prayer. “Sometimes I wonder if I’ve changed,” Bill Murray’d say. She ain’t changin’—she *thrives* in that mess! Halleluyer, what a sight!

Local News

Now, if you head over to Riverbend Drive, you’ll find the mighty Sewell River carving its way through the city. Hot damn, its banks are lined with bars and cafes buzzing with life and bawdy chatter. I remember a night at the Rough & Tumble pub, where the regulars – each one a bloody character – made me feel less like a therapist and more like a judge in a carnival of chaos. And by the way, don't even try to ask for directions to "Piazza di Bliss" if you're clueless, you absolute nincompoop!

Rep. Sewell introduces the Leveling the Playing Field Act 2.0