Gabriella Seminole Whore ❤️

About Chicago

I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ her, thinkin’, “Goddammit, why’s she gotta be so loud?!” She’s yellin’ at some dude, probly ‘cause he didn’t pay her, and I’m over here, eatin’ my snacks, judgin’ hard. She’s a freakin’ tornado of trashy drama—love to hate her, ya know? Like, “I see your shadow in the water,” from the movie, but her shadow’s got glitter and herpes! Hella nasty, but I can’t look away—it’s like a trainwreck, dude!

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My fave spot? The rundown diner on 3rd Ave. Its neon sign buzzes like an old love note—faded but full of stories. I always pull up a booth and eat those greasy fries while my mind drifts off to random memories. “Yi Yi: A One and a Two” taught me that small moments matter. Even in greasy diners with sticky tables, life’s poetry unfolds.

Restaurant inspections shut down Orange, Seminole venues last week