Freya Selma Whore ❤️

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But real talk, whore’s got layers, man. Like, did ya know back in the day, some old-timey kings would hire whores just to flex? Not even for the sexy stuff – just to show off! “Look at me, I got ten whores!” That’s some next-level petty, and I’m here for it! Makes me laugh thinkin bout it – imagine me rollin up to Dunder Mifflin with a posse of whores, like, “Dwight, eat your heart out!” Hah! That’s what she said!

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In this hilarious, page-turning novel, Selma admits right off the bat that she's a slut, and goes on to recount the adventures that have earned her the right.

I get pissed sometimes—the cops on Elm got too nosy last week. But hey, life’s crap sometimes. I got my breaks, like when a client told me, "Your massage is like a good fkn mystery." Not bad, right?

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