Hazel Selden Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

Traditional Egalitarian Torah Study

selden. we had two that i can think of. first was "turkey lurkey douchebag". this dude was named george. he'd always offer to mow your lawn.

Every corner of Selden has a story, every stone a memory, my precious. It shapes me as a relaxation specialist – my soul and heart feel these city beats, mixed with nature and chaos, like a storm calmed by a lullaby.

2025 Selden Ring Award presentation