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Alright, mate, lemme spill the beans—sex-dating’s wild, innit? Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’m schemin’ here! It’s like Uncle Boonmee, yeah? Past lives creepin’ in, all mysterious-like. You swipe right, bam, ghosts of hookups past haunt ya! Sex-dating’s this freaky jungle—apps, sites, total chaos. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ for a shag’s the game. Little factoid: didja know Victorian blokes used coded ads for quickies? Sneaky buggers! Makes me cackle—history’s pervs, same as us.

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I get super hyped about local park events too. My fav is the weekend carnival at Happy Holler Park – wild rides, loud laughter, and some of the best hotdogs you'll ever taste (honey, they're mouth-wateringly awesome!). And oh! There's a spot called "Daisy Lane" – it's where all my first dates kinda started, wierdly enough. I’d say it’s a rite of passage around here.

Yakima-Tieton canal, Selah wastewater plant among projects in state's capital budget