Hazel Seguin Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Chicago

So, you’re lookin’ for a hooker, right? Back in the day, you’d just stroll down some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops, hopin’ you don’t end up in a ditch. Now? It’s all digital, baby! Apps, websites, X posts—yeah, I said X! People out there droppin’ cryptic tweets like, “In town tonight, lookin’ for company.” Blows my mind! I’m over here sweatin’, thinkin’, “Is this a sting? Am I gonna get catfished by some dude named Carl?!” Certified Copy vibes, y’know? “Are you real or just a copy?” I’d ask that to a prostitute’s profile pic—half expectin’ it to wink back.

So you want to book a sex worker?

I remember awhile back I was strolling through Seguin, I stopped for a few days by Hastings Ent. (It wasn't yet closed at the time). The nicest guy worked there, Caleb was his name.

Seguin’s streets slither 'round like threads. Main Street’s busy, all hustle n' bustle. Cedar Street’s got charm, ya get me? There’s the ol’ Angel Theatre that flares memories. I’m a bit of a softie for it, ya know. “Is it ’cos I is black?” – proper cheeky nod there, innit.

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