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So yeah, sex-dating’s a mad, mad ride. “Mediocre!” I’d yell at most of ‘em. Fun if ya lucky, shit if ya ain’t. Me? I’d rather skulk alone than swipe for scraps. Stupid, fat hobbits – they can keep it! What’s yer take, precious? Spill it!

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1. We'll be a cheap date because everyone knows that the best eatery in town is the chippy. You'll never taste a battered sausage quite like it ever again.

I gotta share a fun twist: one time my spa douched up with a client who burst out “Ain’t that just like the headless woman, missin’ details?” I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my foot massager. Ain’t it crazy how even a massage session can echo big ol’ cinema moments? Just like in that movie, every inch of our city hides a mystery, and sometimes we’re all a bit headless, searchin’ for somethin’.

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