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Met this chick once—total fire, red hair, tats—thought, “She’s it.” We’re sextin’, plannin’ a night, and she drops, “The children are watching.” Nah, not real kids—just her creepy-ass way of sayin’ she’s got baggage. Dodged that bullet, mate, but my heart was racin’. Love the thrill, hate the weirdos. Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes you score, sometimes you’re stuck with a “What the fuck?” story.

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Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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