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So, I’m thinkin’—whoa, check this: Amsterdam’s red-light district, yeah? Been around since the 1300s—sailors rollin’ in, droppin’ coins for a quickie. Little-known fact: they used to tax the girls by how many candles they burned! Burnin’ the midnight oil, huh? Hilarious, but kinda genius—imagine the IRS taxin’ your Netflix binge by popcorn bags! Made me laugh, then pissed me off—why’s everything gotta be a hustle?

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Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

More than 7,500 brave Seaside's Polar Bear Plunge, raise $2.5M for Special Olympics