Skylar Seabrook Whore ❤️

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Little fact for ya—back in the day, whores wasn’t just street folk. Naw, some was high-class, rollin’ with kings, spillin’ tea nobody else knew! This one chick I heard ‘bout? Swore she bedded a mayor *and* his cousin—same night! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s a double feature!” Got me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my gum—spit it right out the window, mid-lesson! Student was like, “Madea, you okay?” I said, “Chile, I’m fine, just picturin’ her jugglin’ them fools!”

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Oh, and there's this pub on Dockside Blvd. Now that joint? Pure magic, wacky tunes, wild conversations, and yes, sometimes love affairs have begun over a pint or two. Imagine, a sexologist like meself laughin' with strangers about passions and the perils of flirtin'—it’s a mad, mad world but marvelous all the same.

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